Welcome to Pirate Network – the ultimate Lifesteal SMP adventure!

Set sail on a wild journey where you can steal hearts from your enemies and grow stronger with each victory. This isn’t just any Lifesteal SMP server – Pirate Network is packed with features you’ll only find here.

Why join Pirate Network?

    Unique Lifesteal Mechanics: Every battle matters. Steal hearts and become the most powerful pirate on the server!Custom Lands: Explore and conquer custom-made lands filled with treasures and secrets.Player-Made Shops: Trade your hard-earned loot with other pirates and build your empire.Special Events: Participate in regular events and win exclusive rewards.Friendly Community: Join a crew of friendly pirates and make new friends.

Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit, Pirate Network offers endless adventures and unforgettable experiences. Grab your sword, gather your crew, and join the Pirate Network today – where every heart counts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

    And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Farms Harvested: 747
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

    Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

    Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Ores Mined: 4914
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 404 House Not Found

    404 House Not Found
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

    But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

    So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Emeralds Found: 3444
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

    Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MagicalMinecraftMadness

    MagicalMinecraftMadness

    Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

    Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

    So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6891 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Mines Excavated: 2568
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 758789 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Zombie Dances: 4 Farms Harvested: 881
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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