Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9440
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 5972 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7884 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 79487 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Farms Harvested: 457
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Animals Bred: 101

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 51 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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