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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3490

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Animals Bred:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	9707
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7795

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	388897	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Farms Harvested:	698
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Wailing Winds Heard:	1