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PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	68	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3387	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Enchantments Applied:	117
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	797	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6077	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	886
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	6488	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102