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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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