So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
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