Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Secret Passages Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Falling into the Void: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimension Hops: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Runes Activated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Animals Bred: 129 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 165 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

    EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

    on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

    but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

    remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HamasGoneWild

    HamasGoneWild
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2390 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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