Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2293	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9818	Divine Spears Created:	28
Void Gems Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Enchantments Applied:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.