Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MethaneMayhemCraft

    MethaneMayhemCraft
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Brain Block Fatigue Fun

    Brain Block Fatigue Fun
    so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

    u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

    we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

    so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Farms Harvested: 855
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SpeedVanilla

    SpeedVanilla

    Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

    No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Magic Items Found: 4478 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Last Exile Minecraft Server

    Last Exile Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1846 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Mom SMP

    Crafty Mom SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

    Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GFBlocker420

    GFBlocker420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

    Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

    Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crops Grown: 9765
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
    Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

    Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BookwormCraft

    BookwormCraft
    Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RocketRumbleMC

    RocketRumbleMC
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RevelationMC

    RevelationMC

    A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Potions Brewed: 32
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Differentiators SMP

    Differentiators SMP

    ‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

    But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

    So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Thick Women Minecraft SMP

    Thick Women Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

    NormBeGone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

    But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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