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DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

Crafty Kids Multiverse

Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, bilingualism, cognitive benefits, cognitive development., cognitive functions, communication skills, Crafty, inhibition skills, Kids, language acquisition, language development, language processing, language therapy, multilingualism, Multiverse, neurodiversity, perspective taking skills, shifting skills, special education, speech therapy, survey results

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Items Found:	8211	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?!

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Business GUI, Community, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, Server, Shops, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3)

Brief Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

Key Features:

Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Custom plugins with a robust business GUI
Friendly community
Active development

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect.
No griefing.
No exploiting bugs.
No hacks or cheats.
No advertising or spamming.
One account per player.
Have fun!

Links:

FAQ

1. Can I start my own business on the server?

Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!

2. Are there specific rules for running a business?

Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.

3. Can I team up with other players to create a larger business?

Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, AGDQ 2025, AGDQ event., Alan Bake 2, Awesome Games Done Quick 2025, charity event, Epic, fundraising, Games Done Quick schedule, gaming charity., Gaming Community, gaming event, gaming for a cause, gaming marathon, gaming schedule, gaming speedrun, legend of zelda wind waker, Live Stream, Quest, Realms, Speedrunning, Tomb Raider 2013, Twitch Stream, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ adventure straight outta Legend of Zelda Wind Waker! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and finding epic treasures, all in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got Tomb Raider 2013 vibes goin’ on, with intense survival challenges, dangerous tombs to explore, and a badass female protagonist kickin’ butt.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, we’re throwin’ in some Alan Bake 2 action! Get ready for mind-bending puzzles, creepy atmospheres, and a storyline that’ll make you question everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate mashup of gaming worlds, only on this insane Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoCollegeNoProblem Minecraft Server

career choice, cars, college, Dirt bikes, following dreams, job fulfillment, job prospects, job satisfaction, job satisfaction vs salary, job security, living the life, Mechanic, Minecraft, mountain bikes, NoCollegeNoProblem, parents expectations, passion for fixing, Pursuing passion, Server, trade jobs, trade school, trade school vs college, Welding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2650	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	158
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being told you need a fancy degree to live a fancy life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in fixing stuff! Whether it’s repairing mountain bikes, dirt bikes, or cars, we’ve got a place for you.

Forget college, forget those boring office jobs. On our server, you can weld to your heart’s content and become the ultimate mechanic. Who needs a degree when you can have a job you love?

Join us and prove to your mom that you can live a life of excitement and adventure, all while fixing things and having a blast. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest mechanic in the Minecraft world! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you don’t need a degree to be a boss!

GiftGriefCraft

Communication, expressing preferences, gift appreciation, gift disappointment, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving communication, gift giving expectations, gift giving feedback, gift giving norms, gift giving traditions, gift returns, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, Practicality, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of practical gifts!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.

Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wise counsel, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	159

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6144	Dragon Eggs Found:	6703
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Vanilla Multiplayer

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Vanilla Multiplayer Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions to our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have measures in place to protect player creations.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, our server supports a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop.

Q: Are there regular world resets?

A: No, we do not do regular world resets on our server.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, you can play on any device with cross-platform support.

Free Society Craft 1.21

civil liberties, contradiction, Craft, Democracy, Ethics, free, free society, freedom, Government, Human nature, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Justice, morality, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, rules, Social Issues, society, torture

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We live in a world where anything goes, like you can build a giant toilet if you want, no judgment here. But if you don’t follow the rules, oh boy, we gonna torture you with pixelated lava and make you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims, but with more creepers and less sanity. So come join us, unless you wanna risk getting tortured by a bunch of blocky psychos.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2