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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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