COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2295 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Description | One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row. |
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| Server Name | Gapple Minecraft Server |
| Minecraft Server Address | gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998 |
| Goal | Stay alive and earn points |
The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.
Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.
The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.
Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!
So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
