COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 748824 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1135 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
