COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
