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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4824 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 9588 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!