PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

ah, aita, calling out, covid, coworker, financial difficulties, Friend, Help, HUFF, Lesson, Marriage, medical emergency, passive aggressive, PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS, Small Business, standard of living, steve, stress, urgent care, Wife

Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SleepyCraft – Insomnia Edition: Crafting by Night, Dreaming by Day!

Afternoon, bedtime, Caffeine, coffee, Crafting, Day, dreaming, Edition, ENERGY, FATIGUE, hangover, health, insomnia, medication, night, powdered mini-donuts, Recovery, Relaxation, REST, Routine, self-care, side effects, Sleep, sleep aid, SleepyCraft, wellness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe where sleep meds are our secret power-up! Join us and experience the wildest dreams as you build your virtual kingdom while sleeping like a rock all day long. No hangovers here, just endless hours of gaming and powdered mini-donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! So come on over and join us for a dose of insanity and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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You can check out here for a fun experience, don’t worry, you will never regret it, your friends can have a fun time, play games and rule the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minearchy: Where blocks get more votes than you do! Join for SMP and minigames.

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, blocks, Casual, Community, Features, Fun, games, in game, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, prop hunt, regular, See you, Server, smp, Votes, Website

Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server

SMP	Our SMP is buzzing with activity and loaded with fantastic features. Join our tight-knit community, where everyone is welcome, whether you’re a regular or a casual player.
Minigames	Experience non-stop fun with awesome minigames! From classics like Prop Hunt to adrenaline-pumping KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all.
Start your Journey	Ready to dive in? Visit our website here.
IP	play.minearchy.com
	bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.minearchy.com in your Minecraft client to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the fun on Lands of Minearchy.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: We regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6995	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The TrannyFagCraft Server: Where diversity is key and creepers beware! Come join the fun and build your dream world today!

acceptance, BEWARE, BUILD, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, dream, equality, Faggots, Fun, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Join, key, Latin America, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, minority groups, political impact, prejudice, Server, sexual orientation, Social Issues, societal norms, Today, trannies, TrannyFagCraft, Western politics, world

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel? Look no further, because on our server, trannies and faggots reign supreme! Our community is so fabulous, it’s a political force to be reckoned with in both the Western and Latin American worlds. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous fashion shows in the Nether, and epic battles for LGBTQ+ rights in the End dimension. Come for the diamonds, stay for the outrageousness – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyShonCity – Where blocks meet laughs! Join now for an epic adventure in ‘/shon/’

Adventure, asmr, blocks, board rules, Clips, CraftyShonCity, Epic, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Join, laughs, Loli, Meet, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Previous thread, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, Schizo, shitposters, shon, twitch, twitter, VOD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet – Fallenshadow! Join us for insane adventures and the mystery of her disappearing husband. Will you be the one to solve the case?

Explore the world of Fallenshadow and her husbands on our server, where you can also find links to her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, and even a Ribbon Cage video (whatever that is). Watch out for the Menhera Twitter accounts – they may be dead, but their tweets live on in infamy.

Don’t forget to check out our schedule for upcoming events and remember to follow the global and board rules. And if you encounter any shitposters, just ignore, report, and hide them – it’s like magic!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the disappearing husband mystery is the community itself. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	6092	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Floating Island SMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

SEASON 2!

Weekly votes for server content (plugins, datapacks, etc) and monthly events and competitions with wonderful prizes!

We are just trying to have some fun! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Project Eden VS Hypixel

advanced chat system, BUILD, Community Events, Creative, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, Helpful Staff, holiday specials, in-depth wiki, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, minigame nights, multiplayer, player respect, player-driven economy, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Trivia, Unique Plugins, Vanilla

Hypixel	Project Eden
Large player base	Focused on creating a community feel
Wide variety of minigames	Weekly minigame nights
Hosts popular events and tournaments	Organizes trivia and holiday specials
Advanced chat system	Player-driven economy
Well-established and reputable server	Fresh worlds and helpful staff

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project Eden.

2. **Which server focuses on creating a community feel?** Project Eden is focused on creating a community feel for its players.

3. **Which server hosts more events and specials?** Hypixel hosts popular events and tournaments, while Project Eden organizes trivia and holiday specials.

4. **Which server offers unique features like mcMMO and a player-driven economy?** Project Eden offers unique features like an in-depth wiki, mcMMO, and a player-driven economy.

5. **Which server has a more established reputation in the Minecraft community?** Hypixel is a well-established and reputable server in the Minecraft community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WomanPowerCraft: Where levels are determined by blocks mined, not heels worn. Join now for a virtual power trip!

achievement, blocks, Confidence, determination, determined, empowerment, empowerment journey, equality, feminism, gender, heels, Inspirational, Join, leadership, Levels, Measurement, Mined, motivation, power, power level, progress, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, strength, success, trip, virtual, WOMAN, WomanPowerCraft, Worn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the power level is rated on the usual factors like mining skills and building prowess? Well, look no further because on our server, the power level of a woman is determined by the number of diamond helmets she can wear at once! That’s right, forget about diamonds in general, it’s all about the helmets, baby!

Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.

So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SandNinjas Paradise MC

again.., Bigotry, Conflict, controversy, discrimination, Division, Hate Speech, hatred, ignorance, insensitivity, intolerance, Jews, Lost, Paradise, prejudice, racism, religious beliefs, SANDNIGGERS, SandNinjas, triumph, Victory, Won

Are you tired of always losing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on this server, JEWS WON AGAIN!!! That’s right, our players are so skilled and strategic, they always come out on top. Join us for epic battles, mind-blowing builds, and non-stop fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next to claim victory in this wild and wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that JEWS WON AGAIN!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4924	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockCrafters: Where Pixels Party and Creepers Get Down! #MinecraftMadness

Blockcrafters, Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, Dungeons, Expansions, fan community, FANTASY, fpbp, Gaming, Lore, MinecraftMadness, mmorpg, online gaming, Party, pixels, Quests, Raids, role playing, strategy, Talk, video games, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a hilarious adventure filled with explosive sheep, ninja chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ATM9 Solara MC: Where even the creepers are taking out lines of credit!

15K, Atm9, Credit, CREEPERS, Discord, Join, lines, location, mc, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Northern Europe, ONLINE, OWNER, Players, Progression, Public, Re-opened, Resets, Save File, Server, Solara, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ATM9 Server
Players	4-14 players (average)
Discord	Join Discord
Owner	Currently the owner is newly re-opened by a different owner
Host Location	Northern Europe
World Border	15K
Resets	No Resets
Connection	MC to Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any progression lost during the server closure?

A: No, the server is re-opened with the same save file and no progression is lost.

Q: How many players usually play on the server?

A: The server averages between 4-14 players.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, the server is online and public, so you are welcome to join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7866	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SloMine VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, SloMine, Slovenian server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

Hypixel	SloMine
Pros:	Pros:
– Large player base	– Slovenian server
– Wide variety of minigames	– Focus on survival gameplay
– Regular updates	– Monthly updates
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overcrowded	– Smaller player base
– Some games may have long wait times	– Limited minigames

FAQ

Hypixel FAQ	SloMine FAQ
Q: How often are updates released?	Q: How frequently are updates made to the server?
A: Updates are released regularly, sometimes weekly.	A: Updates are made monthly on SloMine.
Q: What is the player base like on Hypixel?	Q: How large is the player base on SloMine?
A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	A: SloMine has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.
Q: What types of games are available on Hypixel?	Q: What is the focus of gameplay on SloMine?
A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy.	A: SloMine focuses on survival gameplay for its players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2715	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SlayinMC: Where Mary-Sues are Executed Flawlessly! Join the Trendy Fun Today!

Beloved, Character development, Compelling, dynamic, Empowered, Engaging, executed, fanfiction, FLAWLESS, flawless execution., flawlessly, Fun, Join, mary sue, MarySues, original, Perfection, Popular, Protagonist, relatable, SlayinMC, storytelling, strong female lead, Today, trendy, Unique, well-executed, Writing

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with bland, cookie-cutter characters? Look no further because on our server, we have a whole army of Mary-Sues that are so well executed, they make Shakespeare jealous! From perfect hair to flawless combat skills, our Mary-Sues will make you question why you ever played on another server. Join us and bask in the glory of unrealistic perfection! Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a magical unicorn in disguise, granting wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance battle. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our Mary-Sue mania!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MemeCraft Central: Where ‘reaction images’ come to life! LOLz, Poggers, and POGChamps welcome 🤣🎮 #minecraft #server #memes

Amused, central, Disappointed, emotions, facial expressions, funny, Gifs, Happy, humor, Images, internet culture, LAUGHING, Life, lolz, Memecraft, memes, Minecraft, pogchamps, Poggers.., reaction, Reaction images, reaction memes, reactions, relatable, sad, Server, Shocked, social media, surprised, trending, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.