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Block Titans: Attack on Steve

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Crops Grown:	6427	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

arms control, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INGAME, international relations, iran, Iran deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nukes, Politics, power, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War, weapons of mass destruction

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	980

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	96
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Emeralds Found:	1733	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3809	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	5767
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4893	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12