Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2555 Gods Slained: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 7395 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Crusaders

    Crafty Crusaders
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

    Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

    But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

    Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

    And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

    Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

    Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

    Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 916088 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Melons Madness

    Minecraft Melons Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

    Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

    So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

    Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

    Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 6775
    Animals Bred: 121 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

    CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

    So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

    Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

    Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6793
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

    Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery
    Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Zombie Dances: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

    InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

    Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

    Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Potions Brewed: 31
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

    NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

    Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

    But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

    Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

    And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 501 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4039 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

    Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixelated Peace Golf Club

    Pixelated Peace Golf Club
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

    Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

    RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9104 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3867
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

    LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crops Grown: 6167
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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