Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mines Excavated: 1307
Potions Brewed: 61 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 365
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Enchantments Applied: 185

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2514 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Potions Brewed: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 187369 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Potions Brewed: 36

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4721 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7571 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 103188 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 148
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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