Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Crops Grown: 1303
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Magic Items Found: 5378 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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