PainfulPixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMoodBoost

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

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hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GovtBabyAbort SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyDebate2020

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Her Mission Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4939

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Israel War Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3