PainfulPixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDebate2020

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Her Mission Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	577	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5082

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Israel War Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

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Server Name	LegendsCraft
Server Version	1.21.1 Java
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Features	Economy system Player shops Ranks and rewards Crates and vote rewards Grief prevention OP items Server events Spawn market MapArt protection and contests

Overview

LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

FAQ

Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of insanity.

Ever wanted to explore a Mirror Dungeon that will make you question reality itself? Well, now’s your chance! Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers like yourself to conquer its mind-bending challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster ride like no other. Trust us, you’ve never seen minecart madness like this before.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us for the upcoming extractions where you’ll face off against the most formidable foes, including the notorious [Ryoshu]. Think you have what it takes to come out on top? Prove it on our server!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With ties to Project Moon’s Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, expect twists, turns, and spoilers galore. So strap in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. Don’t miss out on the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5