PainfulPixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	230566
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2686
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7118	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5197	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

Active players, Builds, Community, custom resource packs, Discord, Economy, Events, Frequent Updates, Friendly, Minigames, Plugins, Projects, ps4, PS5, Redstone, server reset, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	883
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kawaii Slime Minecraft Server

Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, Slime

Tired of your slime girlfriend leaving a sticky mess all over your bed? Join our Minecraft server and build a slime-proof fortress to keep her contained! With our advanced anti-slime technology, you can finally get a good night’s sleep without worrying about waking up in a puddle of goo. Plus, our community of players is always ready to help you come up with creative solutions to your slime-related problems. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to slimey surprises in the morning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	271
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Euro Pores Minecraft SMP

anger, class warfare, disparity, economic disparity, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic injustice, envy, EURO, Europe, Europoors, financial struggle, Frustration, income gap, Jealousy, Minecraft, pores, POVERTY, Resentment, seethe, smp, social class, social divide, Wealth Inequality

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to make all the europoors seethe with jealousy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most ridiculous creations you’ve ever seen.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that will leave you scratching your head, and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because if you’re not here, you’re missing out on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3