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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 139 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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