join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 2584
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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