join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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