join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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