join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ores Mined: 9532
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Holy Grails Found: 1
Star Shards Collected: 151 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

    Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!
    Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
    Survival Server 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Server Claim free plot, build within reason
    Lifesteal Server NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

    FAQ

    Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

    A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

    Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

    A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

    Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

    A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

    Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

    A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

    Check out our links:

    And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8450 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 546
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1899
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

    Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 61

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

    HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Chimeras Created: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

    Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

    Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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