join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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