Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	7947	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1720	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5141	Star Shards Collected:	64
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5283
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	121
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33