join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Potions Brewed: 160
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 181 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Emeralds Found: 2115
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 405492 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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