join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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