Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Crops Grown: 5532 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 258752 Ores Mined: 7229
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 267 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Farms Harvested: 977
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Ores Mined: 3309 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dimension Hops: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Emeralds Found: 2137
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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