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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 9742 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Zombie Dances: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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