Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 37 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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