Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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