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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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