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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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