LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 6185
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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