| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.
so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9683 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!
And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.
So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!
Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7267 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Embark on quests to conquer the Castle of Temptation, where you’ll encounter all sorts of seductive creatures waiting to test your willpower. But beware, for the Youmaen are lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players!
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the ultimate challenge in MGQP Part 3, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of translated content and crazy storylines. But don’t worry, SHRIFT II 2.56 is here to guide you through the madness with its partially translated features.
Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of monster girls, dreams, and bizarre collabs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive Three Charms Lonesome Spirit and earn yourself a legendary reward!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server, explore the new MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
