| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7769 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1385 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?
Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.
come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 6675 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 259 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 458 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.
So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5938 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 858592 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.
Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
