so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4827 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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