so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1685 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 6
Holy Grails Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1586 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 178

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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