LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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