so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY