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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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