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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Secret Passages Found: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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