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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Alien Abductions: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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