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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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