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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Crops Grown: 8166 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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